Saturday, August 13, 2011

If you and I were snowed into a truck stop and the only video they had was Beethoven's 582nd..?

And so we watched it in the TV room (yes they have TV rooms in truck stops) and went back down to the convenience store to get some grub and wait for the storm to clear only to find that everyone had frozen to death so then we were stuck there alone with all these frozen corpses layign around and we resorted to cannibalism because we got sick of flamin' hot cheetos and cherry pepsi and then the cops came and wanted to know what the heck happened and we had developed mad human disease from eating other humans so we locked them in the freezer and took over the CB waves to demand a helicopter and several million dollars in small unmarked bills, but just as we did this a St. Bernard walked by, would seeing the dog bring us back to the day we watched a movie and restore our sanity? Could we still be BFFs?

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