I need help from someone with an attention span of more than 2secs?

I honestly do not have a good answer for you, however I can tell you that tattoo artists and such (including piercing pros) like to protect their reputation. If you complain about what you had done to somebody on the street (or wherever else), the guy who pierced you probably won't be happy. I would bet that the piercer would like to try to make things right. Give him a call and see what he has to say. The worst he can say is that he is going to charge you all over again for it. If that happens, I would never do business with him again. Without seeing a picture of your "screw up" we probably can't answer your question appropriately.